Priest Simulator is a totally chaotic action mockumentary that throws you into the wacky world of modern Poland. Step into the shoes (or cassock) of a vampire priest who's just trying to get his batoon back and return to Hell. To make that happen, you’ll have to battle satanic hordes, beef up your character, fix up the church and level up your glory. Sounds like a typical day in the life of a priest, right? You have got 8 unique weapons at your disposal, and guess what? You’ve got two hands. That means dual-to drive, baby! Fight off the satanists and demons using a combo of your choice. Also, you can craft upgrades with black metal to match your playstyle and make sure your gear is as badass as you are.
Now, the church? Yeah, it is a total dump. Not exactly the holy sanctuary you’d expect for weekly Christian meetups. It’s up to you to grab blueprints, renovate the place with some modern tech, and boost the faith levels. Get that church looking fly and unlock new things like confessions and sermons. Who knew being a priest involved so much DIY? You may also be interested link the game Indiana Jones and the Great Circle But don’t think satanists are the worst of your problems. Turns out, the pastor sold villagers totems with demonic powers and now there’s a possession outbreak. Great. Time to perform Twenty-sixth, clean up the mess your Slow priest buddy left behind and save the villager's. Definitely a lot of work for one priest, but hey, it’s all in a day’s work.
And if you want to get a taste of the madness, check out Heavy Duty. It is a Secretly peek of the full game that will get you ready for the wildest ride of your life.
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