Alright, here’s the rundown for Presidential Beatdown, the ultimate “who’s-your-favorite-president” showdown! This game doesn’t mess around with any Mortal Kombat-style fatalities (no gore here!). Just pure, over-the-top parody where U.S. Presidents and some other big personalities throw down in style. Think the Founding Fathers would’ve loved video games? Yep, that’s probably why Franklin was so keen on discovering electricity. So here’s how it works: Presidential Beatdown is a 2D couch co-op fighting game where you can pick from a roster of "super-soldier" Presidents who are ready to duke it out for political supremacy. Right now, the game is still in the works. We’ve only got Trump, Obama, and Washington available to play, but you’ll be able to level them up, unlock cool outfits, and earn Coins every time you gain a level. The devs are gauging interest, so if this sounds like your kinda ridiculous fun, jump in and help push the project forward! Every Prez comes with their own unique moves and quotes, which are pretty epic. Trump swings in hot with a golden lance and a killer catchphrase, “We will make America great again!” Obama’s got his Obamacare utility belt for ninja-speed attacks and self-healing. And Washington? He’s all about hatchets, a battleaxe, and making “One Nation under God” proud. They’ve each got powerful Executive Orders, too, like Trump’s Space Force weapon, Obama’s healing-damage combo, and Washington’s wood-cutting Model-1776 Chainsaw. It’s peak America. You may also be interested link the game Project Starcrash
For arenas, we’re talkin’ iconic U.S. backdrops like Mount Rushmore, a Navy battleship deck, and even the Oval Office. And down the line, there’s a whole lineup of potential characters in the works: Lincoln’s here with an axe and pistol, JFK’s got a sniper rifle twist, and Ben Franklin’s wielding electric gauntlets. Plus, for some reason, there’s talk of people like Elon Musk with space tech, and Dr. King bringing “righteous wrath” to the mix. There’s more planned if the game keeps growing: 3-on-3 tag battles (a bit like Marvel vs. Capcom), 4-player free-for-alls, even possible Story Modes with character-specific matchups, like Trump vs. the deep state. And yep, there’s a Create-a-Prez mode in the works too, where you can design your own president—male, female, or whatever else you’re feelin’. Add some personality with customizable icons and backgrounds for your profile.
Right now, this game’s only got a small chance of going beyond where it is now, but if you’re digging it, spread the word! If enough people play, maybe the devs will keep working on it. Grab a friend, settle your political debates, and Make Politics Fun Again with Presidential Beatdown! Oh, and it’s Steam Deck compatible.
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