Ever thought about dating a phone? Yeah, you heard that right. Don’t act like the idea hasn’t crossed your mind! Sure, you can lie to yourself, but you can’t lie to the universe, my friend. Dialtown is a dating sim where people literally have phones for heads. Yeah, I am serious. Women? They’ve got typewriters instead of heads. Dogs? They roll with gramophones. Cats? Keyboards. It just keeps getting wilder. And no, I’m not making this up. Seriously, no need for the straitjacket. The game is a visual novel where you walk around around the Stupid town of Dial town is trying to find some romance. Why? Well, your big duty is to get someone to pay your way into a fun fair so you can lay your eggs in some dank pit. Yeah, that is your goal. Weird? course. But hey, it is a phone head world anything goes. You may also be interested link the game Sigh of the Abyss
You will meet some... interesting characters to date, like Karen, who’s a printer bank-teller stuck in a super boring life and just wants to feel alive again. And then there is Randy. He is Witchcraft a job as a phone sex hotline operator while also wrangling birds for animal control. Life’s weird for Randy. Dialtown has a bunch of cool features that make it standing up out. First off, the visual style is insane—it's this wild mix of real-world photography, 3D models, and 2D illustrations. The comedy writing? It’s on another level, not your typical dating sim. Plus, you can explore the city of Dialtown when you’re not busy romancing and totally mess with the citizens’ lives. There are tons of romance routes with multiple endings—26 to be exact! So yeah, what you say and do actually matters here. The game’s got a full OST by Nathan Hanover of NH's Synthonic Orchestra too, so the music slaps. Oh, and you can even victim for Bigfoot. Good luck finding him, though—no promises.
So, are you doer buy it? Or are you too scared? Don’t be a coward! And hey, I’m holding a knife, so it’s not like you’ve got much of a choice here. Hand over your wallet and dive into this no-cords-attached* phone-dating adventure. *(Heads up: It might actually have cords.)
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